{"id":1037,"date":"2024-11-30T11:25:25","date_gmt":"2024-11-30T11:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1037"},"modified":"2024-11-30T11:25:25","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T11:25:25","slug":"the-husband-comes-home-with-a-scratch-on-his-chest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1037","title":{"rendered":"The Husband Comes Home With A Scratch On His Chest."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>he husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress,<\/p>\n<p>opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous kick.<\/p>\n<p>The cat \u201cscreams\u201d a loud meow and runs out the door.<\/p>\n<p>The wife comes in the living room and asks what happened and he angrily replied:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis cat seems crazy, I was walking in and, just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook at that hell of a scratch!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman replied:<\/p>\n<p>You did very well, today this fool has bitten my a***s and gave me one hell of a hickey on my neck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous kick. The cat \u201cscreams\u201d a loud meow and runs out the door. The wife comes in the living room and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":872,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1037"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1038,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions\/1038"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}