An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked\u2026.except for his boots.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere your clothes at, Slim?\u201d, ask the one man<\/p>\n
Back at the barn. I was feeding the horses when a beautiful blonde drove up.<\/p>\n
She says,<\/p>\n
\u2018I wanna show you something in the barn. Follow me.\u2019<\/p>\n
So I followed her.<\/p>\n
She says, \u2018Take off all your clothes.\u2019<\/p>\n
So I do.<\/p>\n
Then she takes off her clothes, and says,<\/p>\n
\u2018You like what you see?\u2019<\/p>\n
Fellers, she had the most bodacious body I ever did see! I said,<\/p>\n
\u2018Yes, ma\u2019am, I do!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she lays down on a blanket, all friendly-like, and says,<\/p>\n
\u2018Well, then, go to town, Cowboy!\u2019<\/p>\n
So I pulled on my boots and here I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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