Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says.<\/p>\n
\u201cI know that I\u2019m going to have a boy.\u201d<\/p>\n
The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says.<\/p>\n
\u201cOK, how do you know you\u2019re going to have a boy?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, when the child was conceived.\u201d Says the first woman.<\/p>\n
\u201cI was on top<\/p>\n
So I\u2019m going to have a boy.\u201d<\/p>\n
They sit and eat for a few minutes more, and then the second woman says.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I\u2019m going to have a girl.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay.\u201d Says the first one.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow do you know you\u2019re going to have a girl?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, when my child was conceived, I was on the bottom<\/p>\n
So I\u2019m going to have a girl.\u201d<\/p>\n
They sit and eat for a few minutes more, the third woman obviously getting more and more distressed, until finally, she breaks down into horrible sobbing?<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, what\u2019s wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n
The first two women ask with concern.<\/p>\n
The third woman manages to stifle her sobs long enough to only say one thing\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m going to have a puppy!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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