Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, \u201cwouldn\u2019t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?\u201d<\/p>\n
The second nun answered, \u201cindeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer.<\/p>\n
Since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.<\/p>\n
\u201cI can handle that without a problem\u201d the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out the cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe use beer for washing our hair\u201d the nun said, \u201cback at our nunnery, we call it shampoo.\u201d<\/p>\n
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.<\/p>\n
He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: \u201cThe curlers are on the house.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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