A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.<\/p>\n
The woman notices this and asks, \u201cIs your date running late?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo\u201d, he replies, \u201cI just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.\u201d<\/p>\n
The intrigued woman says, \u201cA state-of-the-art watch? What\u2019s so special about it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,\u201d he explains.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s it telling you now?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, it says you\u2019re not wearing any panties\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman giggles and replies, \u201cWell it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man explains, \u201cDamn thing must be an hour fast.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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