{"id":1091,"date":"2024-12-03T10:47:12","date_gmt":"2024-12-03T10:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1091"},"modified":"2024-12-03T10:47:12","modified_gmt":"2024-12-03T10:47:12","slug":"dojokes-a-very-old-lady-entered-a-crowded-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1091","title":{"rendered":"Dojokes: A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on.<\/p>\n<p>All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes.<\/p>\n<p>After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, \u2018may I help you?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>She replies, \u201cyes, I have been waiting here for 5 minutes now and you have not offered to give me your seat \u201c<\/p>\n<p>Can you give me a good reason why I should?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I can give you 5. I am an old woman of 86, I have near paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has been replaced twice, my husband died 3 days ago and every second I stand up is pure agony. Can you give me as many reasons why you deserve the seat more?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, only one. I\u2019m the freakin\u2019 driver.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes. After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, \u2018may I help you?\u2019 She [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":873,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1092,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions\/1092"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}