A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was very upset.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou are a disrespectful piig!\u201d she cried. \u201cHow dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I\u2019m leaving you. I want a divorce, NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband calmly replied, \u201cHang on just a minute love. At least let me tell you what happened.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFine, go ahead\u201d, the wife sobbed, \u201cbut they will be the last words you say to me!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband began:<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, as I was getting into the car at work to drive home, this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so distressed, helpless and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty and told me that she hadn\u2019t eaten for three days.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOut of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the pizza I made for you last night that you wouldn\u2019t eat because you\u2019re afraid you\u2019ll put on weight. The poor thing ate it, ravenously.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe was dirty. I suggested she have a shower. While showering, I noticed her clothes were filthy and threadbare. I threw them away.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI gave her the designer jeans that you\u2019ve had for a few years, but don\u2019t wear because you say they are too tight.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI gave her underwear, your anniversary present from me, which you don\u2019t wear because you said I don\u2019t have good taste.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI gave her the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don\u2019t wear just to annoy her. I also donated those boots you bought at an expensive boutique but don\u2019t wear because someone at work has the same pair.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband paused, took a quick breath and continued:<\/p>\n
\u201cShe was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, \u201cPlease sir\u2026 Do you have anything else that your wife doesn\u2019t use\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was very upset. \u201cYou are a disrespectful piig!\u201d she cried. \u201cHow dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I\u2019m leaving you. I want a divorce, NOW!\u201d The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":874,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1097"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1098,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097\/revisions\/1098"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}