Teacher: How old is your father?<\/p>\n
Kid: He is 6 years.<\/p>\n
Teacher: What? How is this possible?<\/p>\n
Kid: He became father only when I was born. (Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)<\/p>\n
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.<\/p>\n
MARIA: Here it is.<\/p>\n
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?<\/p>\n
CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell \u2018crocodile?\u2019<\/p>\n
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-1-A-L\u2019<\/p>\n
TEACHER: No, that\u2019s wrong<\/p>\n
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I love this child.)<\/p>\n
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?<\/p>\n
DONALD: HIJKLMNO. TEACHER: What are you talking about?<\/p>\n
DONALD: Yesterday you said it\u2019s H to O.<\/p>\n
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on \u2018My Dog\u2019 is exactly the same as your brother\u2019s. Did you copy his?<\/p>\n
CLYDE: No, sir; It\u2019s the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)<\/p>\n
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?<\/p>\n
HAROLD: A teacher. PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL\u2019S MEDICINE!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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