{"id":1112,"date":"2024-12-04T09:02:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-04T09:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1112"},"modified":"2024-12-04T09:02:00","modified_gmt":"2024-12-04T09:02:00","slug":"my-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1112","title":{"rendered":"My Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! OFFICER: Age? Husband: I\u2019m not sure. Around 40. We don\u2019t do birthdays. OFFICER: Height? Husband: I\u2019m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. OFFICER: Weight?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: Don\u2019t know. Not slim, not really fat. OFFICER: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think.<\/p>\n<p>OFFICER: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can\u2019t remember. \ufeffOFFICER: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don\u2019t know exactly. OFFICER: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went on my motorcycle. <\/p>\n<p>OFFICER: What kind of motorcycle was it Husband: A 2018 Harley Davidson Roadglide, Twisted Cherry with 14\u2033 apes, stage 2 kit, Vance and Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks windshield, JPcycles foot boards, highway pegs and crash bars\u2026At this point the husband started choking up. OFFICER: Take it easy sir, we\u2019ll find your motorcycle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! OFFICER: Age? Husband: I\u2019m not sure. Around 40. We don\u2019t do birthdays. OFFICER: Height? Husband: I\u2019m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. OFFICER: Weight? Husband: Don\u2019t know. Not slim, not really fat. OFFICER: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":875,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1113,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions\/1113"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}