{"id":1128,"date":"2024-12-05T09:29:07","date_gmt":"2024-12-05T09:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1128"},"modified":"2024-12-05T09:29:07","modified_gmt":"2024-12-05T09:29:07","slug":"a-woman-gives-birth-to-a-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1128","title":{"rendered":"A woman gives birth to a baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, \u201cI have something to tell you about your child.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman worriedly asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor says, \u201cThere\u2019s nothing really wrong with it, it\u2019s just a little different. It\u2019s a hermaphrodite.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman looks confused. \u201cA hermaphrodite? What\u2019s that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor replies, \u201cIt has both male and female features.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman looks relieved.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, you mean it has a weapon AND a brain?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, \u201cI have something to tell you about your child.\u201d The woman worriedly asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with it?\u201d The doctor says, \u201cThere\u2019s nothing really wrong with it, it\u2019s just a little different. It\u2019s a hermaphrodite.\u201d The woman looks confused. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":872,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1128"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1129,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions\/1129"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}