After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.<\/p>\n
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.<\/p>\n
\u201cThere might be some matches in the top drawer,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.<\/p>\n
Naturally, the guy began to worry.<\/p>\n
\u201cIs this your husband?\u201d he inquired nervously.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, silly,\u201d she replied, snuggling up to him.<\/p>\n
\u201cYour boyfriend then?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, not at all,\u201d she said, nibbling away at his ear.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, who is he then?\u201d demanded the bewildered guy.<\/p>\n
Calmly, the girl replied, \u201cThat\u2019s me before the operation.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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