A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, \u201cWhere did you get that truck?!\u201d He calmly told them, \u201cI bought it today.\u201d \u201cWith what money?\u201d demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. \u201cWell,\u201d said the boy, \u201cthis one cost me just fifteen dollars.\u201d So the parents began to yell even louder. \u201cWho would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?\u201d they said. \u201cIt was the lady up the street,\u201d said the boy.<\/p>\n
I don\u201dt know her name \u2013 they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.\u201d \u201cOh my Goodness!,\u201d moaned the mother, \u201cshe must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what\u201ds going on.\u201d So the boy\u201ds father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. <\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d she said, \u201cthis morning I got a phone call from my husband. \u201cI thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn\u201dt intend to come back.\u201d \u201cHe claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, \u201cWhere did you get that truck?!\u201d He calmly told them, \u201cI bought it today.\u201d \u201cWith what money?\u201d demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. \u201cWell,\u201d said the boy, \u201cthis one cost me just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":874,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1139"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1140,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions\/1140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}