{"id":1163,"date":"2024-12-06T08:18:18","date_gmt":"2024-12-06T08:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1163"},"modified":"2024-12-06T08:18:18","modified_gmt":"2024-12-06T08:18:18","slug":"a-poor-man-meets-a-rich-man-around-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1163","title":{"rendered":"A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The poor man asks the rich man, \u201cWhat are you getting your<\/p>\n<p>wife this Christmas?\u201d The rich man replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDiamond earrings and a Mercedes.\u201d The poor man asks,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy are you getting her two gifts?\u201d The rich man says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, if she doesn\u2019t like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The poor man nods. Then the rich man asks him,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo what are you getting your wife this year?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The poor man thinks about it for a second and replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA pair of slippers and a dildo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The rich man asks, \u201cWhy those two things?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The poor man astutely reponds, \u201cThis way, if she doesn\u2019t<\/p>\n<p>like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The poor man asks the rich man, \u201cWhat are you getting your wife this Christmas?\u201d The rich man replies, \u201cDiamond earrings and a Mercedes.\u201d The poor man asks, \u201cWhy are you getting her two gifts?\u201d The rich man says, \u201cWell, if she doesn\u2019t like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":872,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1163"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1164,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions\/1164"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}