A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.<\/p>\n
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.<\/p>\n
While he\u2019s in there, the husband tells his wife: \u201cListen, this guy\u2019s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn\u2019t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don\u2019t resist, don\u2019t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he\u2019ll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you.\u201d<\/p>\n
To which his wife responds: <\/p>\n
To which his wife responds: \u201cHe wasn\u2019t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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