{"id":1177,"date":"2024-12-07T09:28:19","date_gmt":"2024-12-07T09:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1177"},"modified":"2024-12-07T09:28:19","modified_gmt":"2024-12-07T09:28:19","slug":"devil-in-the-house-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1177","title":{"rendered":"Devil In The House \u2013 Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.<\/p>\n<p>Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.<\/p>\n<p>Satan walked up to the man and said, \u201cDon\u2019t you know who I am?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man replied, \u201cYep, sure do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Satan asked, \u201cAren\u2019t you going to run?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNope, sure ain\u2019t,\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n<p>Perturbed, Satan asked, \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you afraid of me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man calmly replied, \u201cBeen married to your sister for over 48 years.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, \u201cDon\u2019t you know who I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":873,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1178,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177\/revisions\/1178"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}