A little girl asked her Mom, \u201cMom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?\u201d<\/p>\n
Mom says, \u201cNo, because the dog is in heat.\u201d \u201cWhat does that mean?\u201d asked the child.<\/p>\n
\u201cGo ask your father. I think he is in the garage.\u201d<\/p>\n
The little girl went to the garage and asked \u201cDad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dad said, \u201cBring Susie over here\u201d He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog\u2019s rear-end with it and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block.\u201d<\/p>\n
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.<\/p>\n
Dad asked, \u201cWhere is Susie?\u201d The little girl said, \u201cShe will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is refueling her home.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A little girl asked her Mom, \u201cMom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?\u201d Mom says, \u201cNo, because the dog is in heat.\u201d \u201cWhat does that mean?\u201d asked the child. \u201cGo ask your father. I think he is in the garage.\u201d The little girl went to the garage and asked \u201cDad, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":872,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1216,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215\/revisions\/1216"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}