A man travels on a ship.<\/p>\n
Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns.<\/p>\n
Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he manages to survive and gets washed up on an unknown island.<\/p>\n
Only problem is, it\u2019s so unknown that no ship ever comes near it.<\/p>\n
10 years pass on the island, and the survivor has been alone all this time, that is until one day, he suddenly notices an unusual speck in the distance.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s certainly not a ship,\u201d he thinks to himself.<\/p>\n
No ship has ever come.<\/p>\n
As the speck gets closer and closer the man starts to rule out the possibility that it\u2019s a small boat or even a raft.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, emerging from the surf is a beautiful blonde woman wearing scuba gear and a wet-suit.<\/p>\n
She approaches the man, who can\u2019t believe his eyes.<\/p>\n
She tells him she has a boat nearby, and she just took a swim.<\/p>\n
The look of the poor man makes her feel a great wave of pity for him.<\/p>\n
\u201cTell me, how long has it been since you\u2019ve had a cigarette?\u201d she asks the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s been 10 years,\u201d he replies. With that, the woman reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a packet of cigarettes.<\/p>\n
The man takes one, lights it and takes a long drag.<\/p>\n
\u201cMan, that is good!\u201d he says, sighing in pleasure. \u201cAnd how long has it been since you\u2019ve had a sip of bourbon?\u201d the woman asks.<\/p>\n
Trembling, the castaway explains that it\u2019s also been 10 years.<\/p>\n
Sure enough, the woman reaches over, unzips her right sleeve and pulls out a flask.<\/p>\n
The man opens it and takes a swig. \u201cThis is the best day of my life,\u201d he says, grinning.<\/p>\n
The woman starts \u2026<\/p>\n
The woman starts unzipping her long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and looks at the man seductively.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow, how long has it been since you\u2019ve had some real fun?\u201d she asks seductively.<\/p>\n
With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs.<\/p>\n
\u201cDear lord! Don\u2019t tell me you\u2019ve got a game of twister in there!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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