{"id":1261,"date":"2024-12-11T05:47:26","date_gmt":"2024-12-11T05:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1261"},"modified":"2024-12-11T05:47:26","modified_gmt":"2024-12-11T05:47:26","slug":"a-blonde-has-a-jigsaw-puzzle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=1261","title":{"rendered":"A blonde has a jigsaw puzzle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde says, \u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.<\/p>\n<p>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst of all, no matter what we do, we\u2019re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He then takes her hand and says, \u201cSecondly, I want you to relax. Let\u2019s have a nice cup of tea, and then\u2026.. he said with a deep sigh\u201d \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d The blonde says, \u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d Her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":872,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1261"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1262,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions\/1262"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}