Little Jenny isn\u2019t a very good student.<\/p>\n
She gives an especially poor performance at religion classes. One day, the teacher asks Little Jenny a question.<\/p>\n
\u2018So Jenny, could you tell me who created the world?\u2019<\/p>\n
Little Jenny is thinking hard, but she doesn\u2019t really now the answer. Suddenly, Little Johnny who\u2019s sitting behind her stabs her with a needle.<\/p>\n
\u2018Dear God!\u2019 screams Little Jenny.<\/p>\n
\u2018Wonderful!\u2019 says the teacher, obviously satisfied with the answer.<\/p>\n
A little while later, the teacher asks another question.<\/p>\n
\u2018And so Jenny, how do we call Our Savior, the Son of God?\u2019<\/p>\n
Little Johnny stabs Little Jenny again with the needle.<\/p>\n
\u2018Sweet Jesus!\u2019 she cries out.<\/p>\n
\u2018The answer is correct! And could you tell me what Eve said to Adam when their twenty-third child was born?\u2019<\/p>\n
Little Johnny stabs her a third time and Little Jenny shouts:<\/p>\n
\u2018If you stab me with that another time, I\u2019ll rip off your balls!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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