{"id":934,"date":"2024-11-24T12:45:11","date_gmt":"2024-11-24T12:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=934"},"modified":"2024-11-24T12:45:11","modified_gmt":"2024-11-24T12:45:11","slug":"a-pregnant-woman-saw-a-man-smiling-at-her-on-the-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/?p=934","title":{"rendered":"A pregnant woman saw a man smiling at her on the bus"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>This Is Super Funny.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus,she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.<\/p>\n<p>She immediately moved to another seat.<\/p>\n<p>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again:<\/p>\n<p>The man seemed more amused.<\/p>\n<p>When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.<\/p>\n<p>The case came up in court.<\/p>\n<p>The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell your Honour, it was like this \u2013 When the lady got on the bus, I couldn\u2019t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Double Mint Twins are coming\u201d and I grinned.<\/p>\n<p>Then she moved and sat under a sign that said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLogan\u2019s Liniment will reduce the swelling\u201d and I had to smile.<\/p>\n<p>Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWilliam\u2019s Big Stick Did the Trick\u201d and I could hardly contain myself.<\/p>\n<p>But Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGoodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident\u201d I just lost it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>CASE DISMISSED!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Is Super Funny. A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus,she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again: The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":873,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":935,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions\/935"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/secretelebunicii.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}