On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change.<\/p>\n
The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.<\/p>\n
The proud husband says, \u201cMy dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.\u201d<\/p>\n
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.\u201d Oh, oh, aaaahhh,\u201d he exclaims,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, \u201cMy picture?\u201d<\/p>\n
He answers, \u201cYes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever\u201d.<\/p>\n
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.<\/p>\n
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, \u201cWhy do you wear a robe? We are married now.\u201d<\/p>\n
At that, the man opens his robe and she exclaims, \u201coh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture\u201d.<\/p>\n
He beams and asks why and she answers, \u201cSo I can get it enlarged!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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