Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets.
In her stomach the babies were talking to each other.
The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”.
The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here”.
And the last baby says “I want to be a hunter,
because if that damn snake comes back in here i’m going to cut it off”.
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about lovemaking. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner.’
So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.” Turning on his side, he smiles. “Then we will have to re-imprison him.” After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!” The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again.” Limply turning his head, He yells at her, “Hey, its not a life sentence, OK!.”
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds:
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!”
They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says “Honey, I’m tired after all this excitement. I’m going to go to bed. See you in the morning.” She say ok, and off he goes to bed, while she stays in the living room of their honeymoon suite.
11pm that night, he comes into the living room and begins to make passionate love to his new wife. Once they finish up, he once again excuses himself and goes back to bed. The young woman is so exhausted, that she falls asleep right there on the couch.
1am that same night, he comes into the living room again, wakes her up again, and they once again make passionate, incredible, mind-blowing love. She’s amazed at his stamina and performance, especially for a man as old as he is! This time was better than the last, too! Once again, they finish up and he goes off to bed. She, same as before, passes out on the couch with a smile from ear to ear.
3am that same night, he once AGAIN comes into the living room and wakes her, ready to kick off round three. This time, she stops her stallion of a husband and asks him, “Dear, how do you do it?! How can you come in here two times already tonight and be ready for a third go?!”
He looks at her with a twinkle in his eye and says… “I was here twice already?!”
A woman whose face was left disfigured after she received black market injections from a self-proclaimed ‘physician’ has finally had the cement nodules removed from underneath her skin after more than a decade of living with the damage that was once deemed untreatable.
Rajee Narinesingh, a 48-year-old transgender woman from Hollywood, Florida, who received harmful injections made up of cement and tire sealant in her cheeks, chin, and lips at a ‘pumping party’ in 2005, met with Los Angeles-based surgeons Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif for the second time on Tuesday’s season premiere of the E! reality series Botched.
‘The day we graduate medical school we say, “Doctor do no harm.” Rajee has never been offered a surgical solution because the risks outweigh the potential benefits,’ Dr. Dubrow explained of the reason why he and Dr. Nassif turned Rajee away last year.
Amazing transformation: Rajee Narinesingh had cement nodules removed from her face a decade after she had black market injections that left her disfigured. Rajee is pictured before her surgeries
Amazing transformation: Rajee Narinesingh had cement nodules removed from her face a decade after she had black market injections that left her disfigured. Rajee is pictured after her surgeries
Amazing transformation: Rajee Narinesingh had cement nodules removed from her face a decade after she had black market injections that left her disfigured. Rajee is pictured before (L) and after (R) her surgeries
Life-changing: The 48-year-old transgender woman from Hollywood, Florida, received harmful injections made up of cement and tire sealant in her cheeks, chin, and lips at a ‘pumping party’ in 2005
Life-changing: The 48-year-old transgender woman from Hollywood, Florida, received harmful injections made up of cement and tire sealant in her cheeks, chin, and lips at a ‘pumping party’ in 2005
Looking great: Rajee’s side profile is pictured before the surgeries performed on Tuesday night’s episode of the E! reality series Botched
Looking great: Rajee’s side profile is pictured after the surgeries performed on Tuesday night’s episode of the E! reality series Botched
Looking great: Rajee’s side profile is pictured before (L) and after (R) the surgeries performed on Tuesday night’s episode of the E! reality series Botched
Rajee was one of the victims of ‘toxic tush’ doctor Oneal Ron Morris, who performed illegal plastic surgeries using substances such as Fix-a-Flat, Super Glue and mineral oil.
After the life-changing injections, Rajee was left with a face that was filled with hard lumps, but she felt too embarrassed to go to the authorities.
Rajee turned to Dr John Martin of Coral Gables Cosmetic Reconstructive Surgery in 2012 for treatment of the harmful procedure, and she was given softening injections and laser therapy.
Hoping to finally have the cement nodules removed from her face, Rajee appeared on Botched in 2015, but she was turned away after her consultation because Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif felt it was ultimately safer to leave her face as it was.
However, just a year later, the doctors were ready to give Rajee’s face another look because Dr. Dubrow desperately wanted to help her, however, Dr. Nassif was admittedly still skeptical that it couldn’t be done.
Horrible mistake; Rajee was one of the victims of ‘toxic tush’ doctor Oneal Ron Morris, who performed illegal plastic surgeries. Rajee is pictured before her surgeries
Horrible mistake; Rajee was one of the victims of ‘toxic tush’ doctor Oneal Ron Morris, who performed illegal plastic surgeries. Rajee is pictured after her surgeries
Horrible mistake; Rajee was one of the victims of ‘toxic tush’ doctor Oneal Ron Morris, who performed illegal plastic surgeries. Rajee is pictured before (L) and after (R) her surgeries
Suffering: Rajee hoped Los Angeles-based surgeons Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif would be able to surgically remove the cement nodules from her face because they had turned her away last year
Suffering: Rajee hoped Los Angeles-based surgeons Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif would be able to surgically remove the cement nodules from her face because they had turned her away last year
Disastrous results: Rajee’s face was left with golf ball-sized balls of cement in her face, which she had been living with for more than a decade
Disastrous results: Rajee’s face was left with golf ball-sized balls of cement in her face, which she had been living with for more than a decade
Disastrous results: Rajee’s face was left with golf ball-sized balls of cement in her face, which she had been living with for more than a decade
‘I have to make sure my plan is a conservative one, it’s a smart one and it doesn’t take any undo careless risks with Rajee’s face,’ Dr. Dubrow told the cameras.
Dr. Dubrow explained to Rajee that he and Dr. Nassif have two major concerns when it comes to surgically taking the masses out of her face.
The doctor said that they are worried that when they go in there and try remove the cement, they will ‘activate the inflammatory process’ and turn her face into an ‘inflammatory mess’.
Another concern was that the ‘masses encase all the muscles, nerves, and blood vessels, and taking them out would do a lot of damage to the skin’ and could potentially hurt her nerves.
However, despite the stressful situation, Rajee still managed to keep her sense of humor.
Rajee returns to Botched to remove cement from her face
Disappointment: Rajee, who first appeared on Botched in 2015, met with the doctors just a year after she asked them to remove the cement nodules from her face but was told it wasn’t safe
Disappointment: Rajee, who first appeared on Botched in 2015, met with the doctors just a year after she asked them to remove the cement nodules from her face but was told it wasn’t safe
When Dr. Dubrow told her that he and Dr. Nassif were going to examine each side of her face and then switch, she couldn’t help but joke: ‘I’m going to be double teamed… by doctors at that! I’ve come a long way baby.’
Dr. Dubrow told the cameras that the nodules in Rajee’s face have been ‘treated with very judicious injections of steroids which has stabilized them from an inflammatory point of view’.
During the consultation, he happily reported to Rajee that the steroids ‘have really localized things’ and reduced any kind of inflammatory response, allowing the doctors to easily see where the cement lumps are located underneath her skin.
Dr. Nassif was also impressed and urged Dr. Dubrow to feel two of the nodules on the side of her face, noting that they are ‘very circumscribed’.
‘Last year surgery wasn’t an option. Now? Terry may be on to something,’ Dr. Nassif told the cameras.
Touch choices: Dr. Dubrow (L) and Dr. Nassif (R)were concerned that removing the masses would turn her face into an ‘inflammatory mess’ or damage her skin and nerves
Touch choices: Dr. Dubrow (L) and Dr. Nassif (R)were concerned that removing the masses would turn her face into an ‘inflammatory mess’ or damage her skin and nerves
Still has her humor: During her consultation, Rajee joked that she has ‘come a long way’ because she was getting ‘double teamed’ by doctors
Still has her humor: During her consultation, Rajee joked that she has ‘come a long way’ because she was getting ‘double teamed’ by doctors
The doctors ultimately agree to try surgery, but Dr. Dubrow warned Rajee that he wanted to start with one location at a time, which could result in multiple surgeries.
For Rajee’s first surgery, the doctors tested the waters by removing a small piece of cement from her chin. Less than a week later, her chin was healing nicely, proving that the surgery had been a success.
After running some tests, Dr. Dubrow decided to schedule another surgery to remove the golf ball sized lumps of cement in her cheeks.
However, there were complications during the second procedure as a nurse told Dr. Dubrow that she heard a ‘gurgling’ from Rajee as her anesthesia started to wear off.
Full of hope: The doctors approved Rajee for surgery, but Dr. Dubrow explained that he wanted to work on one area at a time, which could result in multiple surgeries
Full of hope: The doctors approved Rajee for surgery, but Dr. Dubrow explained that he wanted to work on one area at a time, which could result in multiple surgeries
Getting started; Dr. Nassif (L) and Dr. Dubrow (R) are pictured removing a small mass of cement on Rajee’s chin
Getting started; Dr. Nassif (L) and Dr. Dubrow (R) are pictured removing a small mass of cement on Rajee’s chin
Looking happy: Rajee was all smiles when she struck a pose with Dr. Dubrow in his Los Angles office after one of her procedures
Looking happy: Rajee was all smiles when she struck a pose with Dr. Dubrow in his Los Angles office after one of her procedures
This is not good,’ Dr. Dubrow said. ‘When a patient wakes up during surgery it’s kind of alarming because sometimes they may not know where they are, they may start thrashing around.
‘Their blood pressure can go up because of anxiety, you sort of lose control of your surgical field. So it’s really important to have the patient calmly under anesthesia.’
After adjusting her anesthesia, Dr. Dubrow started working on removing the cement form her cheek, which was a difficult task.
The doctor had to use a bone saw to carefully cut out the cement, while ensuring that he hasn’t damaged the muscle tissue or the nerves in her face.
But Dr. Dubrow was able to do what was once thought to be impossible, and after hours of surgery, he was able to completely remove all the cement from his patient’s face.
Coming along: After the doctors saw that Rajee’s chin was healing beautifully, they ran some tests and approved her for her second surgery
Coming along: After the doctors saw that Rajee’s chin was healing beautifully, they ran some tests and approved her for her second surgery
Preparation: Dr. Dubrow circled the nodules on Rajee’s face that he wanted to remove during the procedure
Preparation: Dr. Dubrow circled the nodules on Rajee’s face that he wanted to remove during the procedure
Tricky business: Dr. Dubrow, who is pictured operating on Rajee, had to use a bone saw to carefully cut out the cement, while ensuring that he hasn’t damaged the muscle tissue or the nerves in her face
Tricky business: Dr. Dubrow, who is pictured operating on Rajee, had to use a bone saw to carefully cut out the cement, while ensuring that he hasn’t damaged the muscle tissue or the nerves in her face
The surgery was a huge success as Rajee was left with an almost completely smooth chin and cheeks after she returned home to heal.
When Dr. Dubrow met with Rajee for the first time since the procedure, Rajee makes her post-surgery debut in front of her friends and family.
And, of course, she can’t thank Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif enough for everything that they had done for her.
Rajee broke down in tears as she gave Dr. Dubrow a big hug to thank him.
‘I feel so pretty!’ she told the crowd, explaining that she can’t wait to start her new life with her newfound confidence.
Growing up: Rajee, who didn’t become a woman until her twenties, is pictured as a young boy
Growing up: Rajee, who didn’t become a woman until her twenties, is pictured as a teen
Growing up: Rajee, who didn’t become a woman until her twenties, is pictured as a young boy (L) and a teen (R)
Finding herself: Rajee believed that she was a ‘feminine gay male’ until she was in her mid-twenties and realized she is actually transgender
Finding herself: Rajee believed that she was a ‘feminine gay male’ until she was in her mid-twenties and realized she is actually transgender
In a 2014 interview, Rajee explained that she turned to Morris for black market injections because she wanted to look like a beautiful woman, not a man in a dress.
Rajee believed that she was a ‘feminine gay male’ until she was in her mid-twenties and realized she is actually transgender.
‘When I used to fantasize about being with guys I used to always picture myself with breasts and a vagina. I didn’t realize I was doing it, it was just so natural for me. One day I just connected all the dots and thought “you’re not gay, you’re transgender.”‘
She added: ‘The last thing I wanted was to look like a man in a dress. I wanted to be a beautiful woman.
‘If you really want to live your authentic self as a woman you need to do some sort of face and body reconstruction. So I made the choice to get injections done. In our community it is called pumping.’
Price of beauty: Rajee, who is pictured before she received the cement fillers, turned to the black market procedures because she wanted to feel like a beautiful woman
Price of beauty: Rajee, who is pictured before she received the cement fillers, turned to the black market procedures because she wanted to feel like a beautiful woman
‘Thank you!’ Rajee was filled with emotion when she hugged Dr. Dubrow after she made her post-surgery debut
‘Thank you!’ Rajee was filled with emotion when she hugged Dr. Dubrow after she made her post-surgery debut
Although she knew she wasn’t see a licensed surgeon, she was looking forward to her first appointment with Morris.
‘I was more excited than nervous because I was finally going to be the woman I had always wanted to be,’ she explained.
However, after the injections, she was left with a large boil on her face that kept growing bigger and bigger, and then ‘green pus exploded out of my face and onto the mirror. It was green and yellow and mixed with blood.’
She ended up spending years in solitude as a result of these botched procedures, until Dr. Martin agreed to help her for free in 2012.
Meanwhile, Morris has been accused of leaving women ill and disfigured after injecting them with a mixture of toxic substances at homes across Florida.
In addition to multiple counts of practicing medicine without a license with serious bodily injury, she is also facing a manslaughter charge after one of her ‘patients’ died following surgery.
Moving forward: Rajee told her family and friends that she couldn’t wait to start her new life with her newfound confidence
Taking advantage: Oneal Ron Morris (L) is accused of leaving women ill and disfigured after injecting them with a mixture of toxic substances, including super glue and Fix-A-Flat
Taking advantage: Oneal Ron Morris (L) is accused of leaving women ill and disfigured after injecting them with a mixture of toxic substances, including super glue and Fix-A-Flat
During the episode, the doctors also me with Vinny, who wanted to look like the ‘perfect alien’,
After years of being bullied as a child, Vinny began to idolize alien-esque stars such as Jefree Star.
Vinny had previously had a nose job and was unsatisfied with the results, and while the doctors were willing to help him at first, they didn’t realize what they were in for.
‘I want a thicker bridge, I want a thicker right here, I don’t want a hump, I want it just to be flat,’ he told them. ‘And I want my nose to be straight with a smaller tip.’
Vinny noted that he wanted his nose to look ‘unreal-y perfect’, which leaves the doctors at a loss.
Hard to understand: During the episode, the doctors also met with Vinny, who wanted to look like the ‘perfect alien’
Hard to understand: During the episode, the doctors also met with Vinny, who wanted to look like the ‘perfect alien’
Looking for a change: Vinny had previously had a nose job and was unhappy with the results
Looking for a change: Vinny had previously had a nose job and was unhappy with the results
Saying no: Although they doctors said they could reconstruct his nose to help with his breathing, they refused to ‘deform’ him in the ways that he had asked them too
Saying no: Although they doctors said they could reconstruct his nose to help with his breathing, they refused to ‘deform’ him in the ways that he had asked them too
They examine him and determine that they can reconstruct his nose to help his breathing, but they wouldn’t be able to give him the physical changes that he desired.
‘Deforming your nose, that’s not something that we do,” Dr. Nassif told him.
However, the doctors were able to help Melissa, who called herself the ‘Nip Slip Queen’ because a botched breast reduction left her nipples that were too high on her chest.
Melissa explained that she had always been flat-chested until she developed DD breasts in high school.
After having a breast reduction, her nipples were put too high on her chest, but when she asked the doctor to fix it, he said it couldn’t be done.
Making jokes: Melissa, who also appeared on Tuesday night’s premiere, called herself the ‘Nip Slip Queen’ because of her botched breast reduction
Making jokes: Melissa, who also appeared on Tuesday night’s premiere, called herself the ‘Nip Slip Queen’ because of her botched breast reduction
Big problem: After having a breast reduction, Melissa was left with nipples that were so high that they peaked out of her bra
Big problem: After having a breast reduction, Melissa was left with nipples that were so high that they peaked out of her bra
Offering help: Dr. Dubrow told Melissa that he could fix her nipples, but she would need to go up to a C cup, instead of the B cup she had
Offering help: Dr. Dubrow told Melissa that he could fix her nipples, but she would need to go up to a C cup, instead of the B cup she had
During her consultation, Melissa’s nipples were showing even while she was wearing a bra. Although it would be difficult to fix, the doctors agreed to take on the case.
However, Dr. Dubrow warned her that in order to get her nipples lowered, he would have to give her a C cup, instead of the B cup she had.
Melissa went along with the surgery, but she broke down in tears during her post-surgery check-in because of how large her breasts were.
Dr. Dubrow assured her that the swelling would go down and her breasts wouldn’t be that large after—and he was right.
After she healed a few weeks later, Melissa was ecstatic about the results and started wearing tops she wasn’t able to wear for the past 15 years.
She even admitted that she now walks around topless all of the time.
A woman whose face was left disfigured after she received black market injections from a self-proclaimed ‘physician’ has finally had the cement nodules removed from underneath her skin after more than a decade of living with the damage that was once deemed untreatable.
Rajee Narinesingh, a 48-year-old transgender woman from Hollywood, Florida, who received harmful injections made up of cement and tire sealant in her cheeks, chin, and lips at a ‘pumping party’ in 2005, met with Los Angeles-based surgeons Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif for the second time on Tuesday’s season premiere of the E! reality series Botched.
‘The day we graduate medical school we say, “Doctor do no harm.” Rajee has never been offered a surgical solution because the risks outweigh the potential benefits,’ Dr. Dubrow explained of the reason why he and Dr. Nassif turned Rajee away last year.
Amazing transformation: Rajee Narinesingh had cement nodules removed from her face a decade after she had black market injections that left her disfigured. Rajee is pictured before (L) and after (R) her surgeries
Life-changing: The 48-year-old transgender woman from Hollywood, Florida, received harmful injections made up of cement and tire sealant in her cheeks, chin, and lips at a ‘pumping party’ in 2005
Looking great: Rajee’s side profile is pictured before (L) and after (R) the surgeries performed on Tuesday night’s episode of the E! reality series Botched
Rajee was one of the victims of ‘toxic tush’ doctor Oneal Ron Morris, who performed illegal plastic surgeries using substances such as Fix-a-Flat, Super Glue and mineral oil.
After the life-changing injections, Rajee was left with a face that was filled with hard lumps, but she felt too embarrassed to go to the authorities.
Rajee turned to Dr John Martin of Coral Gables Cosmetic Reconstructive Surgery in 2012 for treatment of the harmful procedure, and she was given softening injections and laser therapy.
Hoping to finally have the cement nodules removed from her face, Rajee appeared on Botched in 2015, but she was turned away after her consultation because Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif felt it was ultimately safer to leave her face as it was.
However, just a year later, the doctors were ready to give Rajee’s face another look because Dr. Dubrow desperately wanted to help her, however, Dr. Nassif was admittedly still skeptical that it couldn’t be done.
Horrible mistake; Rajee was one of the victims of ‘toxic tush’ doctor Oneal Ron Morris, who performed illegal plastic surgeries. Rajee is pictured before (L) and after (R) her surgeries
Suffering: Rajee hoped Los Angeles-based surgeons Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif would be able to surgically remove the cement nodules from her face because they had turned her away last year
Disastrous results: Rajee’s face was left with golf ball-sized balls of cement in her face, which she had been living with for more than a decade
‘I have to make sure my plan is a conservative one, it’s a smart one and it doesn’t take any undo careless risks with Rajee’s face,’ Dr. Dubrow told the cameras.
Dr. Dubrow explained to Rajee that he and Dr. Nassif have two major concerns when it comes to surgically taking the masses out of her face.
The doctor said that they are worried that when they go in there and try remove the cement, they will ‘activate the inflammatory process’ and turn her face into an ‘inflammatory mess’.
Another concern was that the ‘masses encase all the muscles, nerves, and blood vessels, and taking them out would do a lot of damage to the skin’ and could potentially hurt her nerves.
However, despite the stressful situation, Rajee still managed to keep her sense of humor.
Rajee returns to Botched to remove cement from her face
Disappointment: Rajee, who first appeared on Botched in 2015, met with the doctors just a year after she asked them to remove the cement nodules from her face but was told it wasn’t safe
When Dr. Dubrow told her that he and Dr. Nassif were going to examine each side of her face and then switch, she couldn’t help but joke: ‘I’m going to be double teamed… by doctors at that! I’ve come a long way baby.’
Dr. Dubrow told the cameras that the nodules in Rajee’s face have been ‘treated with very judicious injections of steroids which has stabilized them from an inflammatory point of view’.
During the consultation, he happily reported to Rajee that the steroids ‘have really localized things’ and reduced any kind of inflammatory response, allowing the doctors to easily see where the cement lumps are located underneath her skin.
Dr. Nassif was also impressed and urged Dr. Dubrow to feel two of the nodules on the side of her face, noting that they are ‘very circumscribed’.
‘Last year surgery wasn’t an option. Now? Terry may be on to something,’ Dr. Nassif told the cameras.
Touch choices: Dr. Dubrow (L) and Dr. Nassif (R)were concerned that removing the masses would turn her face into an ‘inflammatory mess’ or damage her skin and nerves
Still has her humor: During her consultation, Rajee joked that she has ‘come a long way’ because she was getting ‘double teamed’ by doctors
The doctors ultimately agree to try surgery, but Dr. Dubrow warned Rajee that he wanted to start with one location at a time, which could result in multiple surgeries.
For Rajee’s first surgery, the doctors tested the waters by removing a small piece of cement from her chin. Less than a week later, her chin was healing nicely, proving that the surgery had been a success.
After running some tests, Dr. Dubrow decided to schedule another surgery to remove the golf ball sized lumps of cement in her cheeks.
However, there were complications during the second procedure as a nurse told Dr. Dubrow that she heard a ‘gurgling’ from Rajee as her anesthesia started to wear off.
Full of hope: The doctors approved Rajee for surgery, but Dr. Dubrow explained that he wanted to work on one area at a time, which could result in multiple surgeries
Getting started; Dr. Nassif (L) and Dr. Dubrow (R) are pictured removing a small mass of cement on Rajee’s chin
Looking happy: Rajee was all smiles when she struck a pose with Dr. Dubrow in his Los Angles office after one of her procedures
This is not good,’ Dr. Dubrow said. ‘When a patient wakes up during surgery it’s kind of alarming because sometimes they may not know where they are, they may start thrashing around.
‘Their blood pressure can go up because of anxiety, you sort of lose control of your surgical field. So it’s really important to have the patient calmly under anesthesia.’
After adjusting her anesthesia, Dr. Dubrow started working on removing the cement form her cheek, which was a difficult task.
The doctor had to use a bone saw to carefully cut out the cement, while ensuring that he hasn’t damaged the muscle tissue or the nerves in her face.
But Dr. Dubrow was able to do what was once thought to be impossible, and after hours of surgery, he was able to completely remove all the cement from his patient’s face.
Coming along: After the doctors saw that Rajee’s chin was healing beautifully, they ran some tests and approved her for her second surgery
Preparation: Dr. Dubrow circled the nodules on Rajee’s face that he wanted to remove during the procedure
Tricky business: Dr. Dubrow, who is pictured operating on Rajee, had to use a bone saw to carefully cut out the cement, while ensuring that he hasn’t damaged the muscle tissue or the nerves in her face
The surgery was a huge success as Rajee was left with an almost completely smooth chin and cheeks after she returned home to heal.
When Dr. Dubrow met with Rajee for the first time since the procedure, Rajee makes her post-surgery debut in front of her friends and family.
And, of course, she can’t thank Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif enough for everything that they had done for her.
Rajee broke down in tears as she gave Dr. Dubrow a big hug to thank him.
‘I feel so pretty!’ she told the crowd, explaining that she can’t wait to start her new life with her newfound confidence.
Growing up: Rajee, who didn’t become a woman until her twenties, is pictured as a young boy (L) and a teen (R)
Finding herself: Rajee believed that she was a ‘feminine gay male’ until she was in her mid-twenties and realized she is actually transgender
In a 2014 interview, Rajee explained that she turned to Morris for black market injections because she wanted to look like a beautiful woman, not a man in a dress.
Rajee believed that she was a ‘feminine gay male’ until she was in her mid-twenties and realized she is actually transgender.
‘When I used to fantasize about being with guys I used to always picture myself with breasts and a vagina. I didn’t realize I was doing it, it was just so natural for me. One day I just connected all the dots and thought “you’re not gay, you’re transgender.”‘
She added: ‘The last thing I wanted was to look like a man in a dress. I wanted to be a beautiful woman.
‘If you really want to live your authentic self as a woman you need to do some sort of face and body reconstruction. So I made the choice to get injections done. In our community it is called pumping.’
Price of beauty: Rajee, who is pictured before she received the cement fillers, turned to the black market procedures because she wanted to feel like a beautiful woman
‘Thank you!’ Rajee was filled with emotion when she hugged Dr. Dubrow after she made her post-surgery debut
Although she knew she wasn’t see a licensed surgeon, she was looking forward to her first appointment with Morris.
‘I was more excited than nervous because I was finally going to be the woman I had always wanted to be,’ she explained.
However, after the injections, she was left with a large boil on her face that kept growing bigger and bigger, and then ‘green pus exploded out of my face and onto the mirror. It was green and yellow and mixed with blood.’
She ended up spending years in solitude as a result of these botched procedures, until Dr. Martin agreed to help her for free in 2012.
Meanwhile, Morris has been accused of leaving women ill and disfigured after injecting them with a mixture of toxic substances at homes across Florida.
In addition to multiple counts of practicing medicine without a license with serious bodily injury, she is also facing a manslaughter charge after one of her ‘patients’ died following surgery.
Moving forward: Rajee told her family and friends that she couldn’t wait to start her new life with her newfound confidence
Taking advantage: Oneal Ron Morris (L) is accused of leaving women ill and disfigured after injecting them with a mixture of toxic substances, including super glue and Fix-A-Flat
During the episode, the doctors also me with Vinny, who wanted to look like the ‘perfect alien’,
After years of being bullied as a child, Vinny began to idolize alien-esque stars such as Jefree Star.
Vinny had previously had a nose job and was unsatisfied with the results, and while the doctors were willing to help him at first, they didn’t realize what they were in for.
‘I want a thicker bridge, I want a thicker right here, I don’t want a hump, I want it just to be flat,’ he told them. ‘And I want my nose to be straight with a smaller tip.’
Vinny noted that he wanted his nose to look ‘unreal-y perfect’, which leaves the doctors at a loss.
Hard to understand: During the episode, the doctors also met with Vinny, who wanted to look like the ‘perfect alien’
Looking for a change: Vinny had previously had a nose job and was unhappy with the results
Saying no: Although they doctors said they could reconstruct his nose to help with his breathing, they refused to ‘deform’ him in the ways that he had asked them too
They examine him and determine that they can reconstruct his nose to help his breathing, but they wouldn’t be able to give him the physical changes that he desired.
‘Deforming your nose, that’s not something that we do,” Dr. Nassif told him.
However, the doctors were able to help Melissa, who called herself the ‘Nip Slip Queen’ because a botched breast reduction left her nipples that were too high on her chest.
Melissa explained that she had always been flat-chested until she developed DD breasts in high school.
After having a breast reduction, her nipples were put too high on her chest, but when she asked the doctor to fix it, he said it couldn’t be done.
Making jokes: Melissa, who also appeared on Tuesday night’s premiere, called herself the ‘Nip Slip Queen’ because of her botched breast reduction
Big problem: After having a breast reduction, Melissa was left with nipples that were so high that they peaked out of her bra
Offering help: Dr. Dubrow told Melissa that he could fix her nipples, but she would need to go up to a C cup, instead of the B cup she had
During her consultation, Melissa’s nipples were showing even while she was wearing a bra. Although it would be difficult to fix, the doctors agreed to take on the case.
However, Dr. Dubrow warned her that in order to get her nipples lowered, he would have to give her a C cup, instead of the B cup she had.
Melissa went along with the surgery, but she broke down in tears during her post-surgery check-in because of how large her breasts were.
Dr. Dubrow assured her that the swelling would go down and her breasts wouldn’t be that large after—and he was right.
After she healed a few weeks later, Melissa was ecstatic about the results and started wearing tops she wasn’t able to wear for the past 15 years.
She even admitted that she now walks around topless all of the time.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded: “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”
The old farmer replied: “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.”
The indignant lawyer said: “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the country and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.”
The old farmer smiled and said: “Apparently, you don’t know how we settle disputes here. We settle small disagreements like this with the ‘Three Kick Rule.’”
The lawyer asked: “What is the ‘Three Kick Rule’?”
The farmer replied: “Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.”
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer’s last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer’s third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said: “Okay, you old fart. Now it’s my turn.”
The old farmer smiled and said: “Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.”
The poor man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your
wife this Christmas?” The rich man replies,
“Diamond earrings and a Mercedes.” The poor man asks,
“Why are you getting her two gifts?” The rich man says,
“Well, if she doesn’t like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them.”
The poor man nods. Then the rich man asks him,
“So what are you getting your wife this year?”
The poor man thinks about it for a second and replies,
“A pair of slippers and a dildo.”
The rich man asks, “Why those two things?”
The poor man astutely reponds, “This way, if she doesn’t
like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.”
A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her dad’s advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window.
The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her dad’s advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue following if she wanted but he was done with the Walmart parking lot and was going over to the K-mart next.
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward to anyone who returns it.
He soon locates the owner and gives him the wallet, and the rich man counts the money and says, “I see you have already taken your reward.”
The poor man responds, “What are you talking about?” The wealthy man continues, “This wallet had $750 in it when I lost it.”The two men begin arguing, and eventually they go to court to sort out their differences.Both men present their case, the poor man first, then the wealthy man who concludes by saying, “Your Honor, I trust you believe me.”The Judge says, “Of course.” The rich man smiles, and the poor man is devastated.Then the Judge takes the wallet out of the wealthy man’s hands and gives it to the poor man who found it.“What are you doing?” the rich man yells angrily.
The Judge responds, “You are, of course, an honest man, and if you say that your missing wallet had $750 in it, I’m sure it did – but if the man who found this wallet is a liar and a thief, he wouldn’t have returned it at all, which means that this wallet must belong to somebody else.If that man steps forward, he’ll get the money – otherwise, it stays with the man who found it.”“What about my money?” the rich man asks.“Well, we’ll just have to wait until somebody finds your wallet with the $750 in it.
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says.
“I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today..”
The bartender says.
“Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.”
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says.
“I would like to buy you a drink too.”
The old woman says.
“Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.”
“Coming up.” Says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says.
“I would like to buy you one too.”
The old woman says.
“Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.”
“Coming right up.” The bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says.
“Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”
The old woman replies.
“Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor.
Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.